Monday, October 25, 2004
My sad, stuffed, creations...
Hey, look at my really, really bad pieces of stuffed crap that I made on my sewing machine.
Now before anyone thinks that I am supposed to have SKILLZ because I have my MFA, back off.
I am teaching myself to sew.
Now, if I hadn't acted like the disgusting, spoiled, obnoxious teenager when my mom (a skilled seamstress, I might add) had tried to show me how to sew when I was 13, my sorry looking stuffed dollar signs (which is what these pieces of poo are supposed to be) might look like works of art.
oh and I made a pillow too.
It is coming along.
At least my sewing machine is, as in the words of Paris Hilton, "hot".
I mean, it really is. Look at that 1970's styling...the excellent placement of the faux wood. My sewing machine is too good for me.
Now before anyone thinks that I am supposed to have SKILLZ because I have my MFA, back off.
I am teaching myself to sew.
Now, if I hadn't acted like the disgusting, spoiled, obnoxious teenager when my mom (a skilled seamstress, I might add) had tried to show me how to sew when I was 13, my sorry looking stuffed dollar signs (which is what these pieces of poo are supposed to be) might look like works of art.
oh and I made a pillow too.
It is coming along.
At least my sewing machine is, as in the words of Paris Hilton, "hot".
I mean, it really is. Look at that 1970's styling...the excellent placement of the faux wood. My sewing machine is too good for me.
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These look drug-induced, like something out of H.R. Puffenstuff. I think they're cool just the way they are!
-max
-max
# posted by 
: 8:34 AM
: 8:34 AM
oh, gee, thanks max.
They will get better. I will not rest until I have an entire fleet of stuffed dollar signs. I swear.
They will get better. I will not rest until I have an entire fleet of stuffed dollar signs. I swear.
Hey, at least you have the excuse that you didn't listen when Mom tried to teach you. Everything she taught me has since left my head.
And I agree, they look like something from H.R. Pufinstuf.
And I agree, they look like something from H.R. Pufinstuf.
# posted by : 9:52 AM
: 9:52 AM
When will your battlestation be fully operational to house your impending doom fleet of dollar signs, oh Emperor Kate?
Or will the battlestation just be a shoe box?
I still think they are cool; the lumps add flavor!
-max
Or will the battlestation just be a shoe box?
I still think they are cool; the lumps add flavor!
-max
# posted by : 10:23 AM
: 10:23 AM
oh the battle station will be up and running soon.
seriously, I want tons of these.
and to address Kory:
You learned piano really well from her. That stuck in your head..again, I acted like a sulky teenager and decided it wasn't cool to play piano and quit after I learned the entertainer...which I can still play to this day, I might add.
seriously, I want tons of these.
and to address Kory:
You learned piano really well from her. That stuck in your head..again, I acted like a sulky teenager and decided it wasn't cool to play piano and quit after I learned the entertainer...which I can still play to this day, I might add.
Oh yeah. The piano. I forgot about the piano.
I think the moral of this story is that neither of us can sew. But you're learning! Yay!
-Kory
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I think the moral of this story is that neither of us can sew. But you're learning! Yay!
-Kory
# posted by : 11:05 PM
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